"I want you to know something, this is sincere. I want you to know, when it comes to believing in God, I really tried. I really, really tried. I tried to believe that there is a God who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that... But the longer you live - the more you look around, the more you realize: something is FUCKED UP. Something is wrong here.
War, Disease, Death, Destruction, Hunger, Filth, Poverty, Torture, Crime, Corruption... Something is definitely wrong. This is NOT good work. If this is the best God can do, I am not impressed. Results like these do not belong on the resumé of a Supreme Being. This is the kind of shit you'd expect from an office temp with a bad attitude. And just between you and me, in any decently-run universe, this guy would've been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago."
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Que conste que me encanta George Carlin, pero no me parece un buen plan para un día de cubatas a las 4 de la madrugada. Queda dicho.
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